Saturday, December 18, 2010

No Security In Liver 'N' Onions

The end of the year is fast approaching so it’s a good time to reflect on things before we head off for the Christmas holidays.

We asked our globe-trotting Technical Director Andy Moon for what had stood out as a key memory in 2010.

’I never knew liver ‘n’ onions could be so embarrassing!’ came the reply.

It seems that on a trip to the United States Andy was eating out with some perimeter security clients where liver ‘n’ onions was on the menu. The waitress took 8 orders of food and drink without saying a word and rushed off to the bar and kitchen.

All was going well until, on serving the meals, she declared:

’Who’s for the liver ‘n’ onions?’

Andy proudly raised his hand thinking he had ordered a good, solid 'man' meal.

’YUK!’ came the retort as she put the plate in front of him.

A friendly smile followed with the inference of ‘Enjoy your meal though I’m glad it’s not mine!’

Andy laughs as he recalls the story and insists:
‘It was delicious ... but I'm not sure I'll ever order it again!'

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